Hi, my name is Kayla and I love astrology-- Queen B even made a whole song about The Zodiac.
Yes, yes I have been captivated by astrology since I was eight via the website zodiacgirlz.com.
Zodiac Girlz they were mad inclusive (in the most 2000s way possible) and all about girl power (surprise, surprise from me). (Also, just found out that there were Zodiac Girlz dolls... with outfits designed by JASON WU.)
But, the website is now defunct. R.I.P Zodiac Girlz, pour one out for them.
LEO is a BADDIE-- but, of course because all Leos are baddies. This is all in good fun, but I really do believe that there is some correlation between when you were born and your personality.
Do I read horoscopes every day and base my life decisions around them? No.
Do I look up sign compatibility between me (a Leo/ Cancer-Leo cusp) and possible partners? No Comment.
But, all of this is in fun. I think that the memes are hilarious and I send them to all of my friends. Yes, I think it's great to laugh at Geminis (but, it's okay I have a soft spot for y'all. )
Enjoy my quick and yes, v biased rundown of the signs.
So what's your sign? Leave a comment down below. ;-)
Aries (March 21-April 19) Some people say you have an "anger issue," I say you're passionate... and always ready to defend (read as argue) your point. Ride or Dies. The fiery-est of the fire signs.
Taurus (April 20-May 20) The bull, you know? The saying actually goes as stubborn as a Taurus. You have strong convictions, and sweetie that's okay. Y'all also like really nice stuff which is good, because I like nice things too.
Gemini May 21-June 20) FAKE! NEXT. Just kidding... sort of. Geminis have a reputation for being flaky. I'll just call you "free spirited." But seriously, if you want to have a good time call a Gemini, they may flake but... give them a call.
Cancer (June 21-July 22) Sweet, sweet Cancers... too pure for this world. Everyone should be in touch with their emotions like you, and it's okay to go have a good cry every now and then.
Leo (July 23-August 22) You know some say perfection doesn't exist. It doesn't, but Leos come so so close. We like for things to be the best they can be. And others find it to be... bossy? For some reason? Idk.
Virgo (August 23-September 22) Y'all truly value self and need to teach the rest of us about self-care. Virgos are the originators of "reclaiming my time." Also did I mention.... BEYONCÉ? BEYONCÉ? BEYONCÉ? Yes, she's a Virgo.
Libra (September 23-October 22) Balanced. Y'all like for things to make sense. If they read you for filth... they're completely right 10/9, so get yourself together and in formation.
Scorpio (October 23-November 21) Literally every meme you see about being fine and everyone in your circle being at the same level of fineness-- that's a scorpio. Think of the fiercest woman you know, she's probably a Scorpio.
Sagittarius (November 22-December 21) If you want the truth... ask a Sagittarius. I can't even make a joke about Sagittariuses, y'all just keep it real all the time. The best listeners, just remember to ask them how they're doing.
Capricorn (December 22-January 19) Capricorns, you're about your business. If someone crosses you or your "business," it's just not good. So I'm going to stay as far away from your lane as possible. The real bosses.
Aquarius (January 20 to February 18) Y'all are here for a good time not a long time. So what your jokes make people cry from time to time? It's okay because... you laughed. Live in your truth.
Pisces (February 19 to March 20) Y'all know how to do "you." If that's reading an exhaustive list of every Disney easter egg and sharing it with friends, or staying up until 4 A.M. watching "Making a Murder." Honestly, you're probably doing both. So RaNdOm@!